{"product_id":"no-weirdo-loser-bullshittery-galactic-wizard-meme-unisex-hooded-sweatshirt","title":"“No weirdo loser bullshittery” Galactic Wizard Meme Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt","description":"This cozy hooded sweatshirt brings quiet, reflective energy to your everyday wardrobe. A medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend wraps you in soft warmth while a double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add subtle polish. The front graphic—an intimate night-forest scene with a small, whispered message—reads like a private note, inviting slow walks, late-night drives, or a cup of tea under dim lights. The roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands tucked and pockets free; tubular, seam-free construction creates a clean silhouette that layers easily over tees or under coats. Built to last, the fabric resists shrinking and holds printed details sharply, and optional embroidery accents are available for a handcrafted touch. For adults who prefer quiet moments and understated style, this sweatshirt becomes a go-to for reflective evenings, low-key meetups, and staying warm through long autumn nights.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50% cotton \/ 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric for warmth and soft hand-feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket\u003cbr\u003e- Durable DTF and DTG printing; optional embroidery placements on chest or wrists\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced cotton with compliant safety standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53848698618040,"sku":"97185863882803121128","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":53848698650808,"sku":"13546042507593362030","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53848698683576,"sku":"13645248518771768705","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53848698716344,"sku":"13893043197551020168","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53848698749112,"sku":"27905751336953015163","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":53848698781880,"sku":"26469337353812946922","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Royal","offer_id":53848698814648,"sku":"10239674138977889284","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53848698847416,"sku":"13473803419464990330","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":53848698880184,"sku":"15141422147983894520","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53848698912952,"sku":"31199119160895962510","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53848698945720,"sku":"10659405443258360748","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":53848698978488,"sku":"31204693274949450601","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Royal","offer_id":53848699011256,"sku":"36891911057092108826","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53848699044024,"sku":"33657759753831917525","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53848699076792,"sku":"23579613198928250054","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53848699109560,"sku":"24649267156338886869","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":53848699142328,"sku":"15520641820304637305","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Royal","offer_id":53848699175096,"sku":"29836790419787009799","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53848699207864,"sku":"24593253534986838835","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53848699240632,"sku":"15807284795371823278","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53848699273400,"sku":"13734531717690398385","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53848699306168,"sku":"30123978198430299903","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":53848699338936,"sku":"28734977183571718787","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Royal","offer_id":53848699371704,"sku":"90169392451173765557","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53848699404472,"sku":"24108707103294081259","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53848699437240,"sku":"19597939693733328345","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53848699470008,"sku":"30996209913934695416","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53848699502776,"sku":"17220059340154186617","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53848699535544,"sku":"27799357005749447572","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":53848699568312,"sku":"27466921493450044419","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Royal","offer_id":53848699601080,"sku":"33320177199376315296","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53848699633848,"sku":"22687154778415677875","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53848699666616,"sku":"19648681142527787463","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53848699699384,"sku":"25533842178520142701","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":53848699732152,"sku":"30812228355449429923","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Royal","offer_id":53848699764920,"sku":"29421524735173565445","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53848699797688,"sku":"32586745807606468441","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53848699830456,"sku":"10010769244495412153","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53848699863224,"sku":"32478585938316179145","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53848699895992,"sku":"33375885911392397832","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53848699928760,"sku":"10683571544299948476","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53848699961528,"sku":"30590467246466426241","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0966\/8755\/4744\/files\/no-weirdo-loser-bullshittery-galactic-wizard-meme-unisex-hooded-sweatshirt-1008147.jpg?v=1786127416","url":"https:\/\/thegalacticwizardemporium.com\/products\/no-weirdo-loser-bullshittery-galactic-wizard-meme-unisex-hooded-sweatshirt","provider":"The Galactic Wizard Emporium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}